The news can cause your blood pressure to skyrocket, in more ways than one. Especially if you are someone who values and cherishes precise use of the English language.
Like fingernails across a chalkboard, avid news consumers have become accustomed to, and increasingly annoyed by, the same old, worn-out cliches.
There is no doubt that you have heard these phrases and words used over and over. Probably a hundred times in the past week. In fact, they are so prevalent that you may not even notice their non-stop overuse by television and radio talking heads, analysts and guests.
If you are one of the lucky ones who never noticed the over-reliance on the following words, consider your days of naivete now permanently over.
Not that using these phrases and words make you a bad person, or even a subpar news broadcaster. It’s just that your audience has been irked by them for far too long.
They may not be bothered enough to tune you out, although it now provides them a clarifying opportunity to separate the broadcasting wheat from the chaff.
So here is a list, albeit not a complete one, of some of the most bothersome, annoyingly-overused crutch words and cliches heard every day across the broadcast airwaves.
“Um”, “ah”, “you know” – These are the classic of all classic crutch words. Since the first time a mic was powered on, we’ve heard these words sprinkled into broadcasts, by talent across all levels. Non-discriminating and quick to jump out, these common culprits have stood the test of time.
“It was…um…quite a scene on 2nd Avenue today, when….ah….police cornered the armed suspect who, you know, was ready for a fight.”
Essentially – Seemingly a favorite of the new woke, millennial crowd, this flavor of the week appears everywhere a host, guest or analyst wishes to instill a sense of his or her intelligence.
“Well Jim, essentially what this move does is put Tesla in a position of power. Essentially they are the leader in new technology, with Elon Musk essentially lighting the way across a new, essentially endless universe.”
Yeah, no – It’s difficult to know what this phrase actually means when it is used. Usually, a guest uses it to start a response to a question. The real question, though, is does in mean YES or does it mean NO? Or does it mean both? And if so, why combine both the positive and negative when simply one would do the trick?
“Isn’t it true that this government spending has to stop, Joe?”
“Yeah, no, Sally, we’re mortgaging our kids’ future with every dollar we spend on social engineering garbage.”
So…. – This one is straight forward. For some reason, may guests feel obligated to start their answer to a question with “So”. It doesn’t really fit at the beginning of a sentence, but this has been a common way of beginning an answer to a question for about five years, when it emerged as a top crutch word for champions in all walks of life. Most notably, this has become a go-to in the corporate world, making appearances in lectures, earnings calls, media programs and corporate gatherings.
“What is your biggest product development going to be this year?”
“So….we’ve got a truly deep and revolutionary pipeline…..”
Right – This self-affirming word has been popping up on the air for about a half a decade now, and it still doesn’t quite fit. It would be fitting to use this word as a questioning technique, at the end of a sentence. However, it is now interspersed in monologues, responses and commentary, seemingly adding nothing to the overall feel of the conversation. To many, the use of this word makes the speaker sound rather obnoxious.
“This is a big year for the party, right. They need to prove they can govern, right, rather than just be the opposition. Now is the time to put results or face the consequences, right.”
Literally – How many times do we hear this word used incorrectly? The word “literally” means to adhere to fact. So why, then, do we hear it used so often to hyperbolize a scenario? For example, “This will literally be the end of the Senate if the filibuster is abolished.” In actuality, and in terms of adhering to fact, the Senate will still exist. Putting the policy argument aside, the Senate would indeed continue to exist. To use literally would mean there would, in fact, no longer be a Senate if the filibuster is abolished.
Super – This one added a little pizzazz to your commentary about a decade ago. If you said something was super-anything, it gave it a feel of extra intensity or importance. Now, however, the term is so overused, that it has gone the way of lazy cliche. You now stand out as unique and fresh only if you don’t use it.
“He is a super-smart leader, and I am super-excited to have him on our team.”
100 percent – At some point in the past bunch of years, this became a replacement for the word YES. Or a stand-in for the feeling of agreement. Regardless, it has become overused as a crutch word of choice.
“Isn’t it true that raising taxes is equal to stealing from good, hard-working Americans?”
“100 percent Laura, that is exactly what it is.”
Sort of / Kind of – These phrases have become filler material, much like white rice or dinner rolls. They don’t give you anything of value, other than fill you up for the short term.
“The market is sort of like water or energy. Money kind of flows to the best projects, the best people and the best ideas. This is the way that we sort of define value and grow the economy based on kind of what actually helps our societies grow.”
Like – In many areas of the media, and certainly the alternative, non-traditional media, this word still holds a high place of esteem. But to the traditional, trained ear, it rings of teenage, valley-girl hanging out at the mall. Especially to an older audience, using this word often during the broadcast makes one come across immediately as less intelligent or sophisticated.
“It was, like, a great day to be in New York. The parade was, like, an important moment for the city and, like, very inspirational.”
Really – Another filler word, meant to imply a higher level of importance. It doesn’t add anything precise.
“The governor initially took a really strong stand, and since then he has really stood even stronger on principle. This is really his best moment in office.”
Look – This word is used when a guest, analyst or host begins to talk and his mouth hasn’t yet caught up with his mind. This crutch word is used to help put his thoughts in place and begin the substantive portion of his commentary. If he needs a second or two to compile the perfect sentence, this word can give him the time he needs.
“Look, I wanted to get you all together today to discuss our 3rd quarter initiatives…..”
So there is the list, right. It’s kind of frustrating to hear these really annoying crutch words in, like, literally every news broadcast. Look, it’s essentially a chore to listen to a broadcast where these words are sort of sprinkled everywhere. 100 percent.
Now get off my lawn, and enjoy the news!